Anonymous asked: *Whispers* You're rather attractive sir. Good job on that.
alphonseloeher asked: This whole ponies thing is just too amazing.
alphonseloeher asked: The real question is why not?
I never thought I’d be so excited to put on pants
I’ve gotta say things got weird in boot camp weird as in gay very, very gay
hekateonirick asked: you have skype *-*?
nerdycouture: someactorkid get back here now. you missed the whole mewtwo forme thing and you woulda been bloggin up a storm about that. and I really miss you. I missed you too, my dear. AND YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I WOULD HAVE BLOGGED UP A STORM THEY PUT A GODDAMN HANDLE ON HIS HEAD
butterfliesaresluts asked: YOUR TRON POSTER, I WANT IT :'(
Hot coffee was a bad choice
mirificentia replied to your post: I literally just got back to tumblr after 8 1/2… Missed you on my dash v.v I missed BEING on your dash
I literally just got back to tumblr after 8 1/2 weeks and I’m getting messages like I never left
*shows up 8 1/2 weeks late with Starbucks*
I’ll be gone by tonight. See you in nine weeks, guys.
rabioheab: it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
dekutree: weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons both were made in a lab mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo both have incredible psychic powers kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019 mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy...
ehmanuelle: how to get a hot body heat oven to 425° F get in oven
Hi kiddos. Reminder time! I leave for boot camp TOMORROW. I’ll be gone -and not posting- for about nine weeks. But have no fear! I’ll be back.
senor-cactuar: the avengers? how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
assiest: dwayne johnson, paper, scissors
gameandwatch: the teaser the pleaser the taser the minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back) THE 18-WHEELER
cradily: did somebody say cute girls
Oh man I’ve lost like ten followers over the course of the day
Anonymous asked: I'd play naked Twister with you. ;)
mama-bird: let’s invent a game called “infomercial” when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way